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We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/nescius/homepage/wp-includes/functions.php on line 35 Warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead in /home/nescius/homepage/wp-includes/functions.php on line 107 Warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. 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Zastřeleni vedle tenisového kurtu

procházka na Hradě se asi trochu zvrtla, furt to řikám že je nebezpečný chodit po špatný straně v noci! :)

V Jelením příkopu, tam kde má náš drahý prezident tenisový kurt nás najednou zastavil pÅ™iÅ¡krcený mužský hlas “Stát! kdo tam?!” na chvilku jsme se zarazili a po další chvilce jsem ze sebe vykoktal Å¡epot “Turisti?” ze tmy tak deset metrů pÅ™ed námi se zase ozval tentokrát už jistÄ›jší hlas “Otočte se zády ke mÄ› a stujte!” ..pán mÄ›l očividnÄ› zelený mozek, ikdyž jsem stále doufal že to může být militantní zahradník… Včera jsme byli na HradÄ›, v 10 hodin večer jsme se procházeli se Zuzkou skrz Zlatou uličku od konce tam kde je ta mosazná socha pÅ™edimezované lebky, a kde se taky nevybírá vstupné, bylo pozdÄ› a nikdo už nejevil zájem o nÄ›co nás obrat, ikdyž vstupný za 60kč jenom kvůli domečku s nápisem tady žil Kafka se mi zdá trochu moc..

Na náměstí u svatého jiří jsme vyšplhali na lešení a obešli tak stěnu celého paláce, potom jsme prošli kolem stěn katedrály a vylezli na prašný most, odkud se ve dne dá jít do jeleního příkopu, no a tak jsme tam vlezli, branka měla stěží metr a půl, žádný problém pro mě, Zuzce jsem pomohl s taškou.

Byla tma a nebe pod mrakem, proÅ¡li jsme po vnÄ›jším chodníčku skrz schody až ke kaÅ¡nÄ›, Å™ikali si jestli je voda uvnitÅ™ pitná, a Å¡li smÄ›rem k mostku, na konci je tenisový kurt, cestička smÄ›rem k hradu a východu, a hlavní cesta skrz stÅ™ed celého příkopu, Zuzka chtÄ›la jít stÅ™edem a tak jsme po nÄ›kolika vtípcích na prezidentův účet Å¡li tím smÄ›rem, o pár metrů/vteÅ™in nás ale zastavil mužský hlas “Stát! kdo tam?!” na chvilku jsme se zarazili a nakonec jsem spíš zaÅ¡eptal “Turisti?” dostalo se mi odpovÄ›di – “Otočte se zády ke mÄ› a stujte!” otočili jsme se a poslouchali Å¡ustÄ›ní z vysílačky, je jasný že na nás potÅ™ebovali posili, alespoň transportér, sedli jsme si a Zuzka projevila zájem o cigaretu, pán se znovu ozval “Vy jste si sedli?!” pauza.. “Ano… můžeme si zapálit?” “Budiž!” “Chcete taky?” “Ne!” o minutu pozdÄ›ji dorazili posili – další pár kanad, nÄ›jaké další instrukce, jako “držte se pÅ™ed námi, budu vám Å™ikat kdy odbočit.” Celou cestu jsme proÅ¡li zpátky a vylezli u praÅ¡nýho mostu, kde na nás čekali přísluÅ¡níci hradní policie! a tady začíná ta zajmavá část :)

Po pÅ™edání zajatců (nás) úředních čísel, hodností jmen a telefonních čísel, nás tito dva pánové vyzvali abychom se legitimovali (zajimavý, ti žádný problém s mou propadlou občankou nemÄ›li stejnÄ› jako Lloyds a Liverpool Library, a narozdíl od ÄŒSOB a pražský knihovny) poté co si na ústÅ™edí ověřili že nejsme teroristi co pÅ™iÅ¡li podminovat Klausův tenisový kurt kde by pak pÅ™i mÄ›síčku mohl skočit na minu a nahý vyletÄ›t do vzduchu možná společnÄ› s dalším státníkem… udÄ›lal jsem vtip že jako právÄ› skončila moje kariera státního zástupce, asi jsem chtÄ›l moc a policisté nepochopili, ale pak se jim taky jeden povedl: “Proč jste tam lezli??! Voni jsou úplnÄ› vypatlaný! ‘DiÅ¥ střílej i po vlastních nadřízenejch když neznaj heslo! Já bych tam teda nevlez ani vomylem!” potom jsme se rozloučili a Å¡li to zapít do Ajdy.

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